you can easily make sausage from pork, you don;t need bacon. But it seems that the question (however absurd it is) is not which you could do without buying but which you could do without eating.
"Siduri said, 'Gilgamesh, where are you roaming? You will never find the eternal life that you seek...Savour your food, make each of your days a delight, ... let music and dancing fill your house, love the child who holds you by the hand and give your wife pleasure in your embrace.'"
