You know the ones... the "I just wanna hear myself complain so I feel important" people.
I had a guest order spaghetti last night. It's a huge seller for me... appeals to the comfort food folks. They love it.
So.. guest orders it.
Complains to the server. No... not flavour. It tasted great. Not portion size... that was fine too.
No... my spaghetti is too short. I need to modify my menus so that guests know they're getting (and I quote) "Chicken noodle soup noodles instead of spaghetti." Apparently this man was offended by a 12" noodle.
I'm guessing if I used a 24" noodle, he'd complain that his fork wasn't big enough to twirl it.