Does anyone have funny Trip Advisor reviews, we get lots 99% of which are really good, my partner and I run a very good small English Pub Restaurant and have some fantastic staff all of which know just how to treat customers and make sure they enjoy their stay with us, However, we had a really bad review posted one day, on Valentines day we had a table of 2 cancel and a few minutes the phone rings and a chap wanted a table for 2 at 7.30, we booked him in, in the name of Elvis, well at 9pm Elvis still hadn't arrived, we did all the jokes about him leaving the building etc. and after a very busy day we shut down. The following morning there was a review on Trip Advisor from someone called Elvis329 slating us, our smoked salmon starter was crap, the main course was awful and the desert of Fruits of the forest cheesecake was disgusting! We don`t have any of the mentioned items on our menu????? It turned out, he booked it, the wife knew the way and drove to a different venue and they endured a crap meal so they dismembered our reputation on Trip Advisor, I immediately contacted Trip Advisor and told them and asked for it to be removed, they have to follow it up and contact the contributor first, but it did come down. We contacted Elvis through the site and he telephoned and apologised for his mistake (though totally blamed the wife!) My parted offered his a discount to come and try us for real, he took us up on the offer and came, along with his wife and had a 3 course meal, they chose very well and we were able to show off our food and skills, he came to pay the bill, said everything was wonderful "No wonder you get such great reviews on trip advisor" he went on his way, almost 3 weeks has passed and not a word on said review site! So quick to slag us off but put something nice! Still waiting!