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... Hi everyone, this is actually my first post, its a pleasure being part of this experience. I have been looking for a very creative chef and this has led me to this community... i live in Abuja Nigeria and i need a creative chef who is willing to move to Africa. I could use any advice or reccomendations...

post #2 of 18

Sure! Send me your bank account info, home address, next of kin and I will send you my resume ASAP. I'll deposit a cheque into your account if you'll just forward me $25,000 to cover my moving expenses.

 

post #3 of 18

This job has Gunnar's name written all over it. Hi Honey I'm home, I just took a Job in Nigeria, I'll be taking our Elephant to work everyday so we could save on gas......................

post #4 of 18

OK. If Gunnar goes, I'll tag on as his Sous. But I still ainte putting any Béchamel on lasagna. 

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

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post #5 of 18
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OK. If Gunnar goes, I'll tag on as his Sous. But I still ainte putting any Béchamel on lasagna. 



pffft, everyone knows hollandaise is better anyway.

 

Seriously, Mushroomies. Contact any cooking school close to your area.

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post #6 of 18

Life is too short to drink bad wine
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post #7 of 18

Anone interested in going ?  I  be happy  give you some great  volume recipes for wild game and homemade concoctions that repell bothersome bugs.

Chef EdB
Over 50 years in food service business 35 as Ex Chef. Specializing in Volume upscale Catering both on and off premise .(former Exec. Chef in the largest on premise caterer in US  with 17 Million Dollars per year annual volume). 
      Well versed in all facets of Continental Cuisine...

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Chef EdB
Over 50 years in food service business 35 as Ex Chef. Specializing in Volume upscale Catering both on and off premise .(former Exec. Chef in the largest on premise caterer in US  with 17 Million Dollars per year annual volume). 
      Well versed in all facets of Continental Cuisine...

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post #8 of 18

I doubt that this is real... but if so I game to cook zebra

post #9 of 18
Thread Starter 

thanx butzy, you where of great assistance, just what wuz lukin for !

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Anone interested in going ?  I  be happy  give you some great  volume recipes for wild game and homemade concoctions that repell bothersome bugs.



I have a 40 year-old American knock-off of Larrouse Gastonomique I found in a used book store which has recipes for Giraffe and Rhino...presumably their target audience were British colonials in Africa?? 

post #11 of 18

"... Hi everyone, this is actually my first post, its a pleasure being part of this experience. I have been looking for a very creative chef and this has led me to this community... i live in Abuja Nigeria and i need a creative chef who is willing to move to Africa. I could use any advice or reccomendations..." ""    ""

 

"thanx butzy, you where of great assistance, just what wuz lukin for !"

 

Is it just me, or does anyone else see a huge difference in these two posts??

 

IF this is a serious post, then I would have to question your inability to find cooks in Africa. I'm in the middle of Snowbound Canada, and I recieve about a resume a day from cooks all over Africa and the Middle East looking for work.

post #12 of 18

Who knows... maybe he/she is inexperienced? 

 

More than likely I have to agree it is a scam but hey if Gunnar goes I'll go along too and get me an elephant to ride to and from work!

OK ... where am I going?.. and WHY am I in this handbasket??
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OK ... where am I going?.. and WHY am I in this handbasket??
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post #13 of 18

I have the craziest dam fanclub ever! What? You people never seen a guy ride an elephant to work before?!!lol.gif

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. "
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"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. "
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post #14 of 18

I'm not your "fan" wiseguy. I just want to go on the trip, and let someone else be the Chief. Now it's even cooler if leeniek goes too!

"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.

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post #15 of 18

Oh Iceman, I thinks you doth protest too much...or at least in too large a fontlol.gif

"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. "
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"In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women, and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri. "
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post #16 of 18

I hope all three of you go, Iceman could serve Chicago style dogs to the natives, and explain why the Bears didn't make it to the Super Bowl, that should take a few years. Leeniek could write an artical about how the tribe isn't doing their job and the Kitchen has all this Zebra stew to prep everyday. Gummar, is now a big wig in Chef talk so he should be the new Tribal Chief..........................

post #17 of 18

http://advancedafricanmangoblog.com/

I have also need a chef for cooking in my hotel.

 

post #18 of 18

And Bill I will weed out the bad eggs and get them working as a tight team.. that could be the finale for the article!  lol.gif

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