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THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS
 
>Indecision is the key to flexibility.

>There is always one more son-of-a-b!tch than you counted on.

>There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.

>Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

>Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

>Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.

>The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.

>The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.

>Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

>Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.

>Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

>Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.

>Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

>I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

>This is probably as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.

>If you think that there's good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.

>All other things equal, fat people use more soap.

>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

>One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.

>By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

>Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

>The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
 


 

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Flattop!! Welcome back

 

 

I liked Groucho Marx's comments:
"Dying!  That's the last thing I want to do"

...."This whole reality thing is really not what I expected it would be"......
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...."This whole reality thing is really not what I expected it would be"......
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Priceless

Some of these are making us dispatchers in a better mood.

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