THOUGHTS TO GET YOU THROUGH ANY CRISIS
>Indecision is the key to flexibility.
>There is always one more son-of-a-b!tch than you counted on.
>There is absolutely NO substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
>Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
>Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
>Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
>The facts, although they may be interesting, are irrelevant.
>The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
>Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
>Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
>Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
>Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
>Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
>I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
>This is probably as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
>If you think that there's good in everyone, you haven't met everyone.
>All other things equal, fat people use more soap.
>If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
>One seventh of your life is spent on Mondays.
>By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
>Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
>The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.