I just recieved a *cough* offer from "Dealfind".
They have a fantastic offer for me!!!
They will put my name on their website at no cost to me!
And all I have to do is sign a contract saying that I will allow them to sell $40 of F&B for $19.
Of that 19, they will pay me $9.50, minus a $0.48 processing fee for every coupon sold.
No limit on amount sold, and I have to commit to honour the coupons forever.
If a guest has any complaints about "service, product or professionalism" they will deal with Dealfind directly, and Dealfind will bill me for the total refund.
If I choose to cancel the offer at any time before the "96 hour sales pitch" they will bill me directly for all "Potential sales" at the rate of $19 per potential sale.
So, to condense the contract they wish me to sign...
"Dear F&B Moron,
Please consent to run at 133% food & liquor cost, so we can make wheelbarrows full of money. Screw your staff, screw your bottom line... I gots me a condo in Bali to pay for!!!"
Who the hell does this? Seriously?