Prayers To God From Dogs>
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> Prayers To God From Dogs
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> Dear God,
> How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
> another? Where are their priorities?
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> Dear God,
> When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old
> story?
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> Dear God,
> Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
> mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a
> dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride!
> I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to
rename
> the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!
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> Dear God,
> If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he
> still a bad dog?
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> Dear God,
> When my foster mom's friend comes over to our house, he smells like musk!
> What's he been rolling around in?
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> Dear God,
> Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
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> Dear God,
> If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
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> Dear God,
> More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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> Dear God,
> When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?
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> Dear God,
> We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
> horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energy fields, and
> Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
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> Dear God,
> Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone? I have been howling at
the
> moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the beagle
> across the street.
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> Dear God,
> Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
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> Dear God,
> Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because we can't make
up
> our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the carpets again?
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> Dear God,
> When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never
> bless mine. So, I've been wagging my tail extra fast when they fill my
bowl.
> Have you noticed my own blessing?
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> Dear God,
> I've always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But many of
> the cats here have names and I don't. Could you give me a name, please? It
> would be good for my self-esteem.
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> Dear God,
> The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a
> feeling my family might blame me 'cuz they think I'm jealous of this
stupid
> dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I'm
> innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?
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