It was nice knowing you all... Last meal?

Dim Sum marathon

Tricky one. Any restrictions?

Umm, this is looking a bit extravagant so far. All small portions obviously:

Whitstable native (flat) oyster

Seared scallop, orange zest butter, shaved Gotland truffle, fresh & pickled radish

English green asparagus, foie gras, slow-cooked egg, grape gel

Baked cod, pea shoot 'bubble and squeak', wild garlic, fresh cucumber, pernod sauce

Osso bucco, risotto alla Milanese, bone marrow, gremolata

Waygu short rib, ceps, bacon nibs, lightly pickled baby carrots, dried berries

English & French cheeses

Dessert I'm not yet decided on but it would definitely feature liquorice and salted caramel

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This is all rather impractical but seriously, I'd want my last meal to be a compendium of all of the most amazing things I could imagine or at least want to have eaten before things come to a conclusion.

Chopped liver with plenty of schmaltz

Pork rillettes with REAL French baguette

My grandmother's cinnamon rolls

lots of fresh fruit salad

A huge bowl of popcorn with butter

Nice to dream, but the world will be here tomorrow!

Kugel with Corned  Beef on Rye and a large Kosher Pickle

An orgy of Chinese BBQ from soy chicken, roast duck, BBQ and roast pork.

And the best thing is if Camping ends up being wrong, BBQ pork makes great fried rice next day :D

I'd have to stop by Mezzalunas for some Chopped Liver. Add a little brandy and fresh ground pink peppercorn when her back was turned.

Then meet up with Patch for the Dim Sum Marathon.

Oh, taking gentle care of a stolen cinnamon roll from Mezza's Grandmother for the morning. In case I'm the only one left.

pan

A jello shot off Jennifer lopez's tummy. I could eat dinner in the here after, in fact it just maybe hot enough for a BBQ.................ChefBillyB

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Originally Posted by ChefBillyB 

A jello shot off Jennifer lopez's tummy. I could eat dinner in the here after, in fact it just maybe hot enough for a BBQ.................ChefBillyB

                                                                             LOL!!!

                                                                                   Maybe I'll take Hugh Jackman!!  Yeah Baby!!

I already started a beer marathon. I will empty my cellar before the Big Bang part II..

as long as nothing has to match or flow i would have(small portion plates of):

~ freezer cold grey goose vodka, and with the rapture coming and not having to worry about liver problems...very cold, raw oysters from the pnw with fresh  

    horseradish and hot sauce

~ escargot with extra garlic butter and really good bread to mop it all up 

~ west indian conch roti with kachula and homemade mango chutney

~ pea and potato samosas

~ grilled just caught caribbean lobster with melted butter

~ grilled 'olathe' sweet corn ditto with the butter, s&p

~ six different flavor 'tasters' of gelato; hazelnut, espresso, mint, blackberry,lemon,pistachio

~ lots and lots of very cold veuve clicquot

Send me my rapture today...Praise the Lord & Hallelujah!

(of course, people to share it with, goes without saying)....would we have to say grace?

joey

oops, forgot to add add crostata di ricotta...life would be hellish without that!!!

So what happened?????

Crap!! I'm still here!!! I kinda got on board with CBelgium.

With a cloudy head I had to drive out to the airport  very early this morning to pick someone up.

After going through the toll booths and driving by the cabbies, it had appeared that we had been taken over.

OMG! I didn't just say that!!! Something has happened to me.

DGKNXE$%

In-house made gooseliverwurst on fresh rye, with a slice of onion and mustard, preferably from European Provisions in NJ.

Kahuku corn and shrimp from the truck across the street, ONO!!

Sundaymorning in Europe, nearly noon... Hallelujah! I must be in heaven right now, moderate temperature and all. I was more expecting to wake up in a hot hell, browsing my own curriculum when I was vitae.

Looks very similar to what I had when I was alive except my cellar is now full of empty beer bottles.

okay all, 

so now that we're clearly still here, should we have a 'i survived the rapture' dinner? (sure someone will come up with a t shirt soon). since i was in a rapture dinner panic, i neglected to include any vegetables, fruits or cheese, which i love dearly...being a bit fuzzy from all the bubbles this morning, spicy bloody marys have top billing.....grilled asparagus, peppers,baby zuc and squash, onions and eggplant with cabernet balsamic redux, wonderful heirloom tomatoes with fresh mozzarella, basil and high end evoo. blackberries, figs, pears, beausault,gorgonzola, goat cheese, fresh baguettes and butter, fig jam...actually am having a little dinner party tonight to celebrate the blessed event that we are all still here and hopefully for a very long time!.....i must be in heaven....there is no snow...finally!! and a bluebird morning to boot.... glad to know that all you heathens are still here...cheers!!

joey

I had a monster bowl of Capn Crunch with 1% milk.  None of those gimmicky crunchberries--I take my Capn straight.

hey panini,

 i know you're most likely swamped with graduation cakes, prom cakes and wedding cakes, but how bout' and 'i survived the rapture cake'? maybe little angels and devils or angels with little horns? too riskee? but it would be funny!!!

joey

Joey,

I think that's a great idea!!!!

Just need to run it by the boss.

Not risky, I'll just air brush 9" fondant plaques.

jeff

Oh S!@# I ate a whole batch of cookie dough and a gallon of milk and the damn world is still here! Oh well there's always next time!

panini,

so....both devil's food and angel food cakes, right?

joey

A hot smoked bacon (marinated in sweet soy sauce) sandwich with slightly burnt onion and some of my Nanna's plum sauce.

Followed by cold LEMON DELICIOUS PUDDING and vanilla ice cream.

Followed by a butterscotch schnapps. 

I think the Rapture dodged us here.

But, if it were to happen, I'd be at brownedoff's place - YUM!

But, if there weren't enough seats, I'd plan a meal at the beach at sunset.

BBQ.

Chilli prawns on mesculin with champagne - the real stuff

Fillet Mignon well aged and well seasoned rare with bbq potato and onion slices, served with soured cream- deep red Burgundy well aged wine

Plump macerated strawberries with lashings of chantilly cream

Cheese and fruit platter, salted crackers, good tawny port

Coffee and rum truffles

Tons and tons for Venezuelan dark chocolate! All gushed down with an 82 Pétrus. 

All very interesting. But the truth?

try Googlng "death row last meals"

You may change your selections.

dcarch

A nice bit of medium-rare spinalis, topped with a quarter-inch slab of seared foie gras.  Haricots verts cooked with walnuts in garlic butter.  Some sort of cheesy potato... perhaps a gratin with a crispy panko topping.  For dessert, a Bavarian cheesecake .

I think I would finally go back to McDonald's (the devil) or some other crappy food chain that I would never go to, and eat one of everything!!!

If not that, then I will get my grand mothers to have a cook off to produce the best schnitzel, sauerkraut, and spetzle!!!

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Originally Posted by ChefET 

I think I would finally go back to McDonald's (the devil) or some other crappy food chain that I would never go to, and eat one of everything!!!

                         LOL!!  Oh My… Double Cheese Burger, Super-size my fries, Chocolate Sundae…  AHHH