What pisses me off is when a person eats all the ingredients of something I am cooking like cream in ice cream, cheese and eggs but when I make a awesome quiche they act like they are allergic to it. They wont eat chicken I have cooked saying it makes them lose bladder control but eat fried chicken sandwiches from Arby's 3 days a week.
Parents that make their kids picky eaters. A friend has a kid that turns his nose up at everything. I make a great taco salad and her kid eats all the different parts separately but when mixed together he looks like he has drank hemlock and is going to die. I refuse to leave out one ingredient he doesn't like and say eat it or have your mommy get you a burger on the way home. When I was growing up I had to eat at least 4 bites of whatever food was put in front of me, I didn't like it I went to bed hungry.
Going to a friends house to cook for them, they know exactly when it will be ready. When I get there they are eating a big meal when I came over to cook a big meal. Then they are too full to eat so I leave some for them only to see it rotten in the fridge days later. Also when they want you to make something and I have to start by cleaning and sanitizing their kitchen as well as afterwards as I know the dishes wont get done for a couple days. Also when I am cooking part of a meal and they are supposed to warm up something and they are to busy texting to turn the stove on and I get a cold veggie. When you are cooking and people act like you are inconveniencing if you ask them for help especially when handling meat so you don't contaminate other things by touching them.
People that don't get how dangerous working with raw meat like pork and chicken is in the kitchen. I have friends that thaw in hot water in the sink without washing it first, I never thaw in a sink with hot water, I plan ahead and defrost in the fridge . People that sit raw chicken in 8 different places in a kitchen when I am cooking half the meal causing me to go into sanitizing mode several times or even knock something on the floor I saw raw chicken or pork dripped on.
Women and men that are so damn lazy they open a can of Hunts tomato sauce ( a brand I will NEVER cook with) puts it in a pan with no seasoning and pours it over noodles when I have left spices there on purpose so they could use them and they eat this crap, disgusting. I even leave garlic and a garlic press there and they are too lazy.
Someone that picks up a knife I am using to make salsa and guacamole to open a package of meat or cut it and puts it back on the cutting board, thank God I noticed and cleaned the board and knife before resuming. Now I carry my own knives when I cook for friends that are extremely sharp and tell them don't touch. I also pick a spot and tell everyone else to pick a spot and stay in that area to prep food. I also insist on taking care of the meat now as I have never gotten a person sick with my food. My food safety is starting to be picked up by friends now and I refuse to eat certain things because a person that is not safe cooked it, now they are all getting anal about keeping things clean.
Getting invited for dinner after I cooked the previous weekend to be served boxed foods, your'e joking right. I know you can't cook that well but make a effort. Also when this person makes mac and cheese with Velveta and adds milk to it ruining it. When I make a mac and cheese from scratch with $15 bucks worth of cheese and they pour ketchup all over it, I am not friends with this person anymore. Also people who use a whole bottle of hot sauce on something I just made, when I eat a friends food I eat it as served and don't insult them by drowning it in a cheap bottled hot sauce.
When you are invited to dinner and the cut of meat they got is at home on the sole of my shoe. Think I keep about a grand with of good cuts in the freezer, never got a complaint about tough meat when I cook. I know not everyone can afford what I buy but get chicken over a lousy cut of beef that I can't even chew. I am more impressed that you are cooking for me so serve me cheap chicken which I like over tough meat.
People that can't spice food. They never taste so it has no spice to it or way too much. When meat is over spiced with seasoning salt to the point that it takes my blood pressure up while pieces of the meat have no spice, mix it with some flour and dredge the meat in it then grill or fry it.
People that when you show them how easy it is to bake a cake from scratch they still make it from a box. People that think its funny that they are too lazy to cook from scratch for their family.
Plates with chips missing, I am known for being clumsy around chipped plates.
I think that about covers it.