#1
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Oct 17, 2011
(Edited)
10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. FFS don't let Kevin Bacon die!
#2
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Oct 17, 2011
Very good.
In my day closets were for hanging your clothes, not coming out of .!
#3
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Oct 17, 2011
In my day, what one did in a bedroom, stayed in the bedroom, only those without couth broadcasted their activities.
#4
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Oct 17, 2011
Speaking of couth, farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels
#5
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Oct 18, 2011
That's ironic, elevator and levels, I see what you did there.
#6
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Oct 19, 2011
Not irony. A pun. Puns are often leaden, but seldom ironic.
BDL
#8
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Oct 19, 2011
I believe it was Red Skelton who said: "Puns are the #1 form of humor."
"And one is the lowest number there is."
#9
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Oct 19, 2011
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
#10
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Oct 19, 2011
Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Now that is random and a free gift is definitely ironic.
#11
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Oct 21, 2011
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...
Here's one that I realized some time ago......
Being rich doesn't make you smart.
Going to college doesn't give you common sense either....
#12
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Oct 21, 2011
Expected to know
all the dishes, servers eat
the entire menu.
Petals.
#13
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Oct 21, 2011
(Edited)
We were listening to the Smothers Brothers this summer as we drove through Monument Valley. They had performed "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore".
Whether they heard it wrong or intentionally spun it in a Pokemon style, my son sang a little later "Michael Rode a Bulbasaur"
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