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post #1 of 14
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10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no jobs, no cash and no hope. FFS don't let Kevin Bacon die!

post #2 of 14

Very good.

 

In my day closets were for hanging your clothes, not coming out of .!

Chef EdB
Over 50 years in food service business 35 as Ex Chef. Specializing in Volume upscale Catering both on and off premise .(former Exec. Chef in the largest on premise caterer in US  with 17 Million Dollars per year annual volume). 
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Chef EdB
Over 50 years in food service business 35 as Ex Chef. Specializing in Volume upscale Catering both on and off premise .(former Exec. Chef in the largest on premise caterer in US  with 17 Million Dollars per year annual volume). 
      Well versed in all facets of Continental Cuisine...

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post #3 of 14

In my day, what one did in a bedroom, stayed in the bedroom, only those without couth broadcasted their activities.

Chef,
Specialties: MasterCook/RecipeFox; Culinary logistics; Personal Chef; Small restaurant owner; Caterer
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post #4 of 14
Thread Starter 

Speaking of couth, farting in an elevator is wrong on so many levels 

post #5 of 14

That's ironic, elevator and levels, I see what you did there.

post #6 of 14

Not irony.  A pun.  Puns are often leaden, but seldom ironic. 

 

BDL

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post #7 of 14
Quote:
Originally Posted by boar_d_laze View Post

 Puns are often leaden, but seldom ironic. 


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post #8 of 14

I believe it was Red Skelton who said: "Puns are the #1 form of humor."

"And one is the lowest number there is."

post #9 of 14

Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #10 of 14
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Jim View Post

Haikus are easy.

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.


Now that is random and a free gift is definitely ironic.

 

post #11 of 14

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...

 

Here's one that I realized some time ago......

 

Being rich doesn't make you smart.

Going to college doesn't give you common sense either....

post #12 of 14

Expected to know
all the dishes, servers eat
the entire menu.

 

Petals.

Petals
Réalisé avec un soupçon d'amour.

Served Up
(162 photos)
Wine and Cheese
(62 photos)
 
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Petals
Réalisé avec un soupçon d'amour.

Served Up
(162 photos)
Wine and Cheese
(62 photos)
 
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post #13 of 14

We were listening to the Smothers Brothers this summer as we drove through Monument Valley. They had performed "Michael Row Your Boat Ashore".

 

Whether they heard it wrong or intentionally spun it in a Pokemon style,  my son sang  a little later "Michael Rode a Bulbasaur"

post #14 of 14

My God, Phatch.  I must

object to grandma humor. 

Go and get the strap.

 

BDL

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