People ask me all the time why I don't host Thanksgiving - being a foodie I suppose it's a good question. I admit it, I'm a bit of a bah humbug when it comes to Thanksgiving. Although I appreciate that it's not a commercialized holiday and look forward to the idea of celebrating the fall harvest, I'd say that T-day is my least favorite holiday. It's a day when even the least experienced cook pops into their kitchen to cook all kinds of blunders. It seems that what people love most about this holiday turns out to be some of my biggest pet peeves. Feel free to add to my list:
1. BIG TURKEY - why is bigger better? smaller is obviously younger and more tender and flavorful. I also don't like the idea of what's being done to these turkeys in order to produce these massive breasts.
2. Stuffing - a breeding ground for bacteria. Putting it inside the cavity raises the cooking time which dries out the bird. Please, do not pass me this mushy stuff.
3. Cranberries in a can - do I look like the kind of person who eats food in the shape of the vessel it was stored in?
4. Sweet potatoes - I like dessert after my meal, not next to my turkey please. And hold the marshmallows.
5. Pumpkin pie - love it! But if it's not served with fresh whipped cream it's not worth the calories :(







