Chef was making collard greens...standing back and basking in his own glory, hands me a spoonful and says...
"Taste that...that sh%t is so good it will make you want to slap your mamma".
I about peed myself laughing so hard.
But the collards were the bomb!
Do what you do with passion....the rest will fall into place.. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. ~Rev. Run Our Lives are not in the laps of gods, but in the laps of our cooks. ~Lin Yutang
chef to waitress: "oh my god the steamer ran out, go get a can of steam HURRY!"
the first head chef i worked for told a homeless man to "go to **** and get the F*** out of my kitchen" (durring a plate up of a glat kosher function for 800)
Chef:  Person in charge of cursing the loudest in a kitchen  person most likely to pull all hair out, throw a pan down the line, and drink the cooking wine to deal with the kid who just stirred his consumme