a looonng time ago while i was away on a trip my DH phoned to ask how long it took to toast a bagel in the microwave.. i asked how long he had tried to 'toast' it? 10 minutes he replied. when i could finally manage to pick myself up off the floor and speak without choking or laughing i gave him the skinny.....you can't. now he just sticks to putting cereal in a bowl...... sometimes it just makes me wonder how all the 'great' chefs are men! oy!....still makes me laugh when i think of it though...
I'm glad you asked how long he was at it lol.
I do have a few friends (men) that cook and they make good food. But watching them cook makes me want to hurl myself out of a window. They're so slooooooow! Can't multi-task. It's like, if we're going to eat pasta shouldn't the water be boiling by now? "Oh no, we have to set the table first." The only man I actually enjoy watching cook is Jamie Oliver, he's speedy.