This is intended to go in the kitchen of those rich people who have gigantic kitchens with a quarry's worth of granite counters, sparkling clean because never used, so they can order takeout every night that they don;t go to some restaurant.
Are you really sure it wasn't just 14.99 that someone forgot to put a decimal into?
(bring your own pen next time? To insert the decimal?)
j/k - it was only for comedy purposes