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I think 99.99% people in this world are horrible cooks. I love to talk bad about how people cook. Other than that I am a nice guy. I keep my mouth shut and not complain about food so I will have more friends that way. I am known to bring the worst in chefs.

 

I joined this forum to find good cookware,a wok for stir fry, is that a problem?

 

I am a kitchen warrior, I never bothered to learn how to cook, so I taught myself how.

Screw the rules. I am the Kitchen Lord.

All Recipes are made to fail.

 

 

I hope you enjoyed my little Intro.

post #2 of 10
I enjoyed the picture.
Thanks!

The words could have used some wit.

Good luck on your wok search!
post #3 of 10

Hmmm, most unique intro I've come across in the 10-odd years I've been on this site. 

 

It shouldn't bother you what other people think of you or your cooking then, eh?

...."This whole reality thing is really not what I expected it would be"......
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...."This whole reality thing is really not what I expected it would be"......
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post #4 of 10

Welcome---99% are horrible? Makes me think of the story about the princess and the pea.

 

---This is a 'show me' world--I look forward to your posts---Mike---

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Originally Posted by GodOfCookery View Post
 

I think 99.99% people in this world are horrible cooks. I love to talk bad about how people cook. Other than that I am a nice guy. I keep my mouth shut and not complain about food so I will have more friends that way. I am known to bring the worst in chefs.

 

I joined this forum to find good cookware,a wok for stir fry, is that a problem?

 

I am a kitchen warrior, I never bothered to learn how to cook, so I taught myself how.

Screw the rules. I am the Kitchen Lord.

All Recipes are made to fail.

 

 

I hope you enjoyed my little Intro.

 

Aloha Kaua

Welcome to you

You're funny! I'm sure that you're joking around, we all love a good laugh `round here. A ole pilikia, no trouble.

A hui hou

until we meet

post #6 of 10
You need to read kitchen confidential great book I think you would injoy it
post #7 of 10
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Anthony Bourdain, I know that guy, his wife does not approve of his cooking! I think I want to fight his handsome wife.

 

Thank you but I don't need a book, I'll use water and fire as my main ingredients.

post #8 of 10

Thank goodness I am part of the 0.01% of the population that isn't a horrible cook :p 

 

Although....

 

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 I am a kitchen warrior, I never bothered to learn how to cook, so I taught myself how.

 

Oxymoron much?

post #9 of 10

Funny stuff @Fablesable! I kind of liked the "I'll use water and fire" quote. So what i'm going for here is hot water, gotta check the ingredients, let's see, water, check, fire check, nailed it!,

 

There is a movie called the god of cookery which a con artist poses as a celebrity chef in judgment of others gets exposed, BUT, redeems himself by creating a street dish called "pissing beef balls", no really!

 

Anyway @GodOfCookery you're pretty funny!, hope amusing was what you were going for, best of luck and welcome to CT.

 

Dying to see how that whole water and fire thing turns out for you, the suspense is killin me!

 

 

Cheers!

 

EDG

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"Ars Est Celare Artem"

 

True art, is to conceal art......

 

https://www.instagram.com/smokehouse_84/

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post #10 of 10

uhh.. .well welcome I think? Let us know if you have any questions about the forum, seems like you know everything about cooking. 

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