Post all of the strange, funny, disgusting etc. orders you've recieved.
BLT no bacon
Cheese plate (no cheese, sub xtra meat)
Filet Mignon extra well (no sauce)
Escargots (no butter)
Deconstructed steak tartare (basically a 6oz circle of raw ground meat with a bunch of monkeys containing capers, shallots, a1 sauce, tabasco, olive oil, and salt+pepper)
Steak Tartare well done (had to explain to the waiter what steak tartare was, he was new)
Hericots verts (oncooked, no butter, no salt and pepper) as entree
Frites (no salt and pepper) as entree
How about you guys?