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Mac & Cheese Cocktails

post #1 of 14
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Mac-Tini
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You don’t have to be a James Bond to make this booze-y classic. This one’s as simple as it gets. Ice cold gin, a splash of sweet vermouth and some original (Blue Box) Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. Shake and pour into an icey cold glass.


Berry & Cheese Crush
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This light & refreshing cocktail of white wine, berries, triple sec, mint and Kraft Deluxe Mac & Cheese would fit right in at the Kentucky Derby. Treat yourself on a hot summer day.



Mac-Mosa
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A twist on the classic. Instead of orange juice, use a full packet of Kraft cheese powder (it’s so much better!) top with champagne and ripe watermelon from your garden.


Saucy Sangria
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You might not have Star Wars shaped Mac & Cheese in your pantry but it’s worth the splurge! Combine with red wine, citrus fruits, blueberries, lime and both cheese powder and velvety cheese sauce. Yum!



Cucumber Lime Extra Cheesy Margarita
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Adding cucumber to your traditional mac & cheese & lime margarita can add a subtle but delicious note! If you’re making me one, make sure you put cheese powder on the rim! Luvvvv!



Watermelon Swizzle
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Muddle mint, watermelon and extra milky Kraft Mac & Cheese in a pint glass. Add seltzer and vodka and enjoy. All your friends will try and kill you for this recipe. Watch out!

post #2 of 14

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

post #3 of 14

1+ @Pete

Oh My!

post #4 of 14

Am happy that I stopped drinking many years ago :lol:

Every smoker quits smoking sooner or later!

Only the smart ones are doing it while they are still alive.

Wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt,

Ist des Talers nicht wehrt !

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Every smoker quits smoking sooner or later!

Only the smart ones are doing it while they are still alive.

Wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt,

Ist des Talers nicht wehrt !

Reply
post #5 of 14
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Originally Posted by Chef Lenny View Post <snippage>

All your friends will try and kill you for this recipe. Watch out!

 

A clear case of justifiable homicide if I ever saw one

post #6 of 14
TBH, not one of those, with possible exception of the first one,
(the martini) present well, IMO bordering on repulsive. I certainly
wouldnt feel comfy making them for my own dinner party, let alone
for sale in a commercial establishment. In other words..................




C H O P P E D !!!!lol.gif
post #7 of 14

I have nausea.

post #8 of 14

Good god that's disgusting!  It's the result if you take Food and Wine summer issues and merge it with their average readers' actual cooking ability.

post #9 of 14

All the photos have the words "above average" on them. That must be an incredibly low average. 

Reminds me of when I was a kid and we would try to gross each other out with weird combinations from the pantry and frig. 

I think these are intended for those with no taste buds.

post #10 of 14

They all look like someone scooped them out of a toilet after someone drank to much and lost it.

post #11 of 14

Please ... This is a thread lacking a sense of humor. This is funny stuff ... Go with it. 

post #12 of 14

This cocktail should replace the coffee that is served at every  AA meeting .:lol:

Every smoker quits smoking sooner or later!

Only the smart ones are doing it while they are still alive.

Wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt,

Ist des Talers nicht wehrt !

Reply

Every smoker quits smoking sooner or later!

Only the smart ones are doing it while they are still alive.

Wer den Pfennig nicht ehrt,

Ist des Talers nicht wehrt !

Reply
post #13 of 14

"Get Laughs in Your Inbox From Above Average! 
We PROMISE to only send you funny stuff." 

 

From here : 

 

https://aboveaverage.com//try-these-tasty-kraft-macaroni-cheese-summer-cocktails/

 

Funny for a college student, maybe.

 

Repulsive, for sure.

 

Also sounds like a plug for Kraft, since their logo appears front and center. 

post #14 of 14

This is LOL.  Just the thought of something chunky in my cocktail makes my stomach turn.

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