Hi ShawtyCat,
While there seems to be descrepancy about flavor which can be affected by soil, variety and growing environment, there is a defiinite difference in texture. Curly parsley is very coarse relative to flat leaf parsley and may be describes as having a younger, sharper flavor which tends to be less pleasant than ShawtyCat Italian Flatleaf Parsley.
If you live near a Wal-Mart Super Center, they carry Italian Flatleaf Parsley.
Also, check your yellow pages and call your local green houses and nurseries, I'm sure they have some starts for anywhere from $0.99 to $2.50.
Any place which carries seeds should have Italian Flatleaf Parsley. Places like Lowe's, Home Depot, K Mart, Wal-Mart, hardware stores, grocery stores, lumber stores, green houses, and nurseries will certainly have seed packets for you if not the plants.