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A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head
waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.

"Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled
eggs, one of them so under cooked it's runny, and the other so
over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that
has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast
that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter
straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread;
and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

"That's a complicated order sir," said the bewildered waiter. "It
might be quite difficult."

The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand -- that's what I got
yesterday!"
:D :eek:
 

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Okay, who remembers that Stephen Wright one about breakfast?? :confused: It gave me a good laugh when it was first posted here....
 

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"So I order my veal cutlet. When C****** it got up and walked down to the end of the counter and starts beating the $h1t out of my cup of coffee. But the coffee wasn't strong enough to defend itself."
-Tom Waits, "Nighthawks at the Diner"
 
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