Introducing Iron Chef Survivor, like the TV show, but not.
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[narrator's voice begins...]
Set on a distant cyber-island called ChefTalk-opia, 7 chefs were deposited to try and survive the pressure from fans, the fast pace of making a meal, isolation from those who speak English, and merciless promotional deals with the Food Network.
Split into two tribes -- the Current Chefs and the Retirees -- the 7 chefs will be pit against each other in games of skill, tests of criticism, and acts that will brave the harsh (yea, right!) community here at ChefTalk.com. Only one will remain in the end...
For 7 weeks, one chef will be removed off the island every seven days. As the ChefTalk Café's "Tribal Council", it is your job to cast your vote for the chef to be removed each week. Personal reasons, comments and other input are also welcomed. But at the end of each week, one must say good bye.
The contestants are:

[a horn sounds, the music starts]
[narrator's voice begins...]
Set on a distant cyber-island called ChefTalk-opia, 7 chefs were deposited to try and survive the pressure from fans, the fast pace of making a meal, isolation from those who speak English, and merciless promotional deals with the Food Network.
Split into two tribes -- the Current Chefs and the Retirees -- the 7 chefs will be pit against each other in games of skill, tests of criticism, and acts that will brave the harsh (yea, right!) community here at ChefTalk.com. Only one will remain in the end...
For 7 weeks, one chef will be removed off the island every seven days. As the ChefTalk Café's "Tribal Council", it is your job to cast your vote for the chef to be removed each week. Personal reasons, comments and other input are also welcomed. But at the end of each week, one must say good bye.
The contestants are:
- [*]Chin Kenichi[*]Sakai Hiroyuki[*]Kobe Masahiko[*]Morimoto Masaharu[*]Nakamura Koumei[*]Michiba Rokusaburo[*]Chef Ishinabe
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Who will Outwit, Outplay, Outlast . . . Outcook?
[ChilliBoy note: This game is all in good fun. No Iron Chef's have been, are, or will be harmed in any way.
(By the way, Survivor 2: The Australian Outback starts on January 28 on CBS)