[brianshaw]

I know how much some folks despise Yelp but I’m thanking them for saving me from bitter disappointment. On a recent road-trip through a remote and scenic town I saw a really cute roadhouse steakhouse. It’s a 1-hour drive to get back there and I was thinking it would be a fun experience for my beloved bride… until I read the glowing reviews and looked at the accompanying pictures.

Wallpaper paste or country gravy? Neither… New England clam chowder

I can’t even write a witty description for this steak and mashed potato and vegetable dinner; I just can’t:

and again… there just aren’t the right words:

THANKS YELP!